CHAPTER 1
One day, Noodle quarrelled with Meat bao(bun).
They had a fight but Bao was too clumsy and lost badly.
He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he had the guts.
Meat bao then went back to find bread, man tou, jian bao and all his other bao brothers to get them to assist him.
Along the way back with all his buddies, they saw Maggi mee.
They beated Maggi mee up and Maggi mee was puzzled as to why he was being beaten up.
He said," Aiyah! Tia(pain in hokkien) lah! Why you all beat me? What have I done to deserve this! "
Meat bao said, " Noodle! Don't think you perm your hair we cannot recognise you hor! "
CHAPTER 2
Maggi mee, who was being beaten up for no reason, was very angry.
So he went to find bee hoon, udon, fried noodles and his other noodle brothers to seek revenge.
On the way, they met Small bao.
Maggi mee looked at Small bao for a while then told his brothers," Bra-ders! Whack him! "
Maggi mee and his brothers then whack small bao harder &harder.
After the noodle family had finished whacking,the other noodle brothers asked Maggi Mee why he hated Small bao so much and beated him up so badly.
Maggi mee replied, " Aiyah, at first want to teach him a small lesson only, but then see him ACT CUTE, walao i buay tahan then very angry lah! "
CHAPTER 3
By now, the Bao family and Noodle family hated each other so much that they had gang fights whenever they saw each other.
One day, while the Noodle family was having a walk at the park,they saw Char Siew Bao alone.
Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him.
The Noodle family shouted," Beat him hard hard ! Don't give chance just because he's vomiting blood! "
CHAPTER 4
Poor Char Siew Bao.
Injured, he went to the Bao Headquarter to seek help.
When all the other Baos saw what had became of their brother,they were all infuriated.
Together with Red Bean Bun, Green Bean Bun and all other different colours of buns (any colour you like you choose),they headed out to see revenge.
All the passerbys on the road siam them as Baos looked murderous.
When they saw French Fries jalan jalan along the road carrying shopping bags,the Bao family attacked them.
Then, Bao Head shouted," Ninahia! Noodle people still can wear gold go shopping! Whack him! "
CHAPTER 5
Finally, the Bao family managed to kidnap Noodle,the one which started the whole incident, and brought him back to the Bao Headquarter.
All the Baos took turns to whack him hard, really really hard.
At the end, the chief of Baos - Dua Bah Bao,took a final roll over noodle before they dumped him.
When the poor Noodle finally went home, none of his family members could recognise him anymore as he was totally disfigured - flattened.
In order not to let spoil the family reputation, he appears as a new member named,- Mee Pok.

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