JOKESTop Ten Excuses For Being Late To School

1.They're always ringing the bell before i get there.
2.I saw a sign that read "School Ahead. Go Slow.", so I did.
3.My watch was set to Tokyo time.
4.I had to feed my pet piranha.
5.My alarm clock kept going off while I was asleep.
6.Sorry--usually my punctuation skills are excellent.
7.I was dreaming about a b-ball game, and it went into overtime.
8.I'M on time--everyone else is early.
9.I told you if i wasn't here, you should go ahead and start without me.
10.What? I thought this place was open until three thirty!

lame question.
Q. Why does people cough?
A. Because they drink coffee (coughee!)

PLEASE DUN BE LAZY GOTTA DO SOME READING.
this is cute (:
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now After the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !

that's all [:hope you enjoy it .



i took all this from joanna's blog.
=x
i find it cute so i help her repost!!
lols!!!!

i know YOU will not do this to me(:

Labels: cute things to share :D, joanna's blogged this first(: